It's the last issue of the paper for the season, so---in the great tradition of pulpy cliffhangers---I've decided to leave our favorite superhero administrator in a bit of a sticky situation. If Superhero Dean Rogers is to continue his stand against campus debauchery (and by this point, we know that he will), he's going to have to face up to a bold new power---heavily-armed student leaders! Cue action movie montage.
Be sure to tune in next semester to see the epic battle ensue...same Dean time, same Dean the paper!
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